so tired of people talking about feminists as if they were weird, disgusting, gross and obsessive lesbians who want to kill all men
I’m really tired of straight feminists listing “lesbians” as one of those gross, undesirable stereotypes that they want to distance themselves from.
mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

The chilling adventures of Sabrina be like:
Aunt Zelda: Sabrina, pass me the UNHOLY butter so I can spread it with my CURSED knife on this DARK bread and eat my DESECRATED bacon on this BLACK day, PRAISE SATAN!